|I'll change this every so often due to the various genres I enjoy.|
|Almost everything is placed into folders to make any subject I draw easier to find. Also I like the idea that they help edit to a degree in respect for some who may only wish to see certain subjects since I enjoy doing a wide variety from yaoi and slash to sexy gals to horror to even "G-rated" pics.|
WRITING THE BEST YAOI STORY EVER IN 10 EASY STEPS!I've become seriously obsessed with yaoi lately...and tbh, it's a slightly sick and twisted genre..but totally awesome xD So I thought I'd make fun of my fandom, but I don't mean any of this and I do love yaoi ^_^ This is satire and by no means meant to offend the yaoi fandom.
Ever wanted to write/draw some hardcore yaoi, but realised you didn't know the rules???!! Well, here's your chance to learn, from none other than...THE YAOIFIER!!! (lol I yaoify everything, but im rubbish at writing yaoi, though I know the rulez!! >) So if you follow these steps carefully, you will probably write the most romantic and totally hardcore yaoi story ever and everyone will freaking love you because you will freaking turn them on!!! >
1. First thing, you need the seme and the uke. Here are some rules that MUST be followed when creating these characters, otherwise, your story will SUCK MAJORLY!!
The SEME: -He must be huge. Small semes don't exist. Period.
-He must be a pervert. If he isn't a pervert
Current Residence: Somewhere in Minnesota. Can I be on Cybertron?|
Favourite genre of music: rock (all sorts), soundtracks.
Favourite style of art: Fantasy, sci-fi, comic, anything that catches my attention
MP3 player of choice: Ipod. . . does what I want it to
Favourite cartoon character: Starscream, of course!